Its another night in August in this god-forsaken nebula!!! At least our dry spell was broken with a nice mid-afternoon asteroid shower. These, here, are the dog-days of interstellar summer if I ever done seen 'em. Let me tell you about a time - when I was vacationing in the Owl Nebula:
On that side of the universe it gets real hot around August. I was in my RSS (Recreational Space Ship) drinking a liquid nitrogen cooled Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and thinking about that sticky hot drop of sweat slowly running down my inner thigh, off of the underside of my sac - when, as if all of a sudden, a glovaklee - sort of an other galaxy dog-like critter with hippopotamus personality - came barreling out of a grove of teughtag (unpronounced toe-tag) straight toward the teughtag stump I was sitting upon. I was sure it was the end - I mean, have you ever seen a glovaklee?!?!? Well - there I was with this 7000 lb 3ft tall critter runnin' straight for me with the fury of Bob (that's right y'all, there is no god - only Bob) in its eyes, huffin' and-a snortin' and I was shakin' and peein' all down my leg - thus negating the tiny drop of sweat that had previously consumed all of my attention - and I was SURE that it was over for me. I bent down and I balled up in a little tiny ball - smaller that the fetus I grew big from - an I just cried. I could hear its 6 nurndurots pounding down on the dust creating a mighty cloud. It became hard to breath with all the debris in the air - then, almost as immediately as they began, the thudding nurndurots stopped in a magenta cloud of polyester dust and the glovaklee stopped and he looked down at me and he said, "Sure is hot... huh?"
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