A young man in an elevator strangled and beat an old lady to steal her cane. I laughed a little and vaporized the both of them with my ass. It was a satisfying day if you ask me.
I discovered a new kick today - pulling open light switched and grabbing a hold of the live post - you know, just for kicks. I was riding the blue-white dragon today, 4 times, because it made me feel like sex. Its the ultimate nervous thrill. Yeah!
As you can tell by my influx of tidbits, there has not been a lot happening at the edge of the known universe. I went back to my job today. That's where I took 220 to the money, honey... I never said I was an electrician, but I landed the task of equipping the mother ship with new, energy efficient light switches. My chief electrical engineer jumped ship halfway through the operation leaving me a screwdriver and a box of components. Strangely, it was a fun day at work all together. Enough work talk though. I'm wasting both of our time and I haven't even gotten 6 beers in me yet.
Good night, y'all. Sleep tight, whatever galaxy you may be resting in. For those perpetual light / dark solar systems, well - ouch!! Glad I'm not you. Take it sleazy.
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