Wanna hear something stupid?

I've been a doomsday profit since day one. And I've always had my eye pointed toward them rascally Ruskies o'er there in the Soviet Republic.

These days - we sit in our comfortable gaming chairs playing the PS3 or whatever shit the kids are into these days, as peace dwindles on the smoldering horizon of Georgia and we think all is well in the world. Ha ha - NOT!!!

What is happinging, ma friends, is that Russia understands what the rest of us understand but are scared to know - shit ain't in balance on the horizon. We have a lot of countries mad at the other - and it is now a time that these folk stop believing in defense and start believing in alliance. There can be one world alliance just as easy as there can be a bunch of pissed off prime-apes.

Oh, back to the story... Wanna know why Russia really wants Georgia? I bet you do! Maybe not. Story over.


Naw - they want it cause they are rebuilding the Iron Curtain. You see, the cold war is over but you didn't really think that shit was forgotten, did you? Not at all!! Good ole' bushie is building a missile "defense" sys o'er in Poland and it appears as a threat to the Soviets. Is it? I don't know. I have my opinions - but that's for another place. Anywho - I can't blame it all on them - or all on US - its been building for a real long time - but the significant portion of this rant is that we, as a planet are digressing into some stinkin' damned dirty ahhhhh.... Copyright infringement. Oops. You all really need to get yer ass off the couch and drop that there game controller and, I mean - You all gotta try real real hard to right the wrongs of the power-monger bourgeois cause we is all on the edge of mass extinction. When the world powers start to draw hard lines, it cannot be good for anyone alive. It's like a couple of drunk bikers in a bar arguing over some blond bimbo. Its all a show of ego. We wanted to exert strength through technology by displayin' our newest missile defense system. Russia felt threatened and used the only means they could understand which would be - take over a neighboring nation - albeit ever so small and helpless. Of course Unkie S. Will want to puff his chest a lil' larger and so-on... Next thing you got is a world war or some shit. That won't be very fun at all, will it?

So - I'm losing steam on this one - but you get the gist, I'm sure. If you wanna enjoy your pleasant American lifestyle, it would be a good idea to regain control of your gubment (for the people by the people). You do remember that they work for you? eh?

This is R-Evolution - So Evolve!!!